finite incantatem

hola. me llamo kaley. 24. denver.
i like books and food and movies and tv. be my friend.
[ hay aquí. ]

me:

if i do this job, i have to sign a 5 year contract, so i'm pretty much in colorado for the rest of my life.

roommate:

not the rest of your life!

me:

i mean, until i'm 30.

roommate:

.......

me:

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roommate:

.......

me:

..............

(both of us fall on the floor simultaneously, crying and puking)

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kikikurt:

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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factorweapon:

kaley:

i’m just gonna make a plea and throw it out there

but if anyone is capable of making gifs and wants to hook a girl up

i would LOVE two gifs of this video from 1:29-1:39 with the text on them (“i want you to know this, and i want you to carry this with you for the rest of your days. no one makes fun of tim allen on my watch and gets away with it.”)

like seriously i’d kiss you all over your face

you know

if you’re bored

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(Source: cameronfryed)

i’m just gonna make a plea and throw it out there

but if anyone is capable of making gifs and wants to hook a girl up

i would LOVE two gifs of this video from 1:29-1:39 with the text on them (“i want you to know this, and i want you to carry this with you for the rest of your days. no one makes fun of tim allen on my watch and gets away with it.”)

like seriously i’d kiss you all over your face

you know

if you’re bored

seriously doesn’t it look like i’m standing in front of a backdrop

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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