finite incantatem

hola. me llamo kaley. 24. denver. i like books and food and movies and tv. be my friend. [ hay aquí. ]

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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young & hung? abc family has come a long way since 7th heaven…

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

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How do you guys keep it together on set? How do you get anything done? x

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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